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posted by Indignacious Echidna at 9:26 AM
Sunday, January 09, 2005
About Me
- Name: Indignacious Echidna
- Location: A Moist Tussock, Australia
Phylum Chordata, subphylum Vertebrata, class Mammalia, order Monotremata. I'm an egg-laying mammal. You don't wanna fuck with me hot shot. If you fuck with me I will roll myself into a tight bristly ball and LAUNCH MYSELF DOWN YOUR FUCKING THROAT. I am 46 cm in length. My padded soles and stout claws make me a clumsy walker but I am a STRONG AND RAPID burrower. My muzzle is very sensitive I am toothless but I AIN'T NO COCKSUCKER. My tongue can extend 18cm (7in) beyond the end of my snout and flicks in and out up to 100 times per minute MMMMMMM YEAH. I can bend the tip into a U shape allowing me EASY ACCESS to the narrow galleries of ant and termite nests. My female recently produced two slimy leathery eggs which she has deposited in a rudimentary MARSUPIAL POUCH. Our newly hatched puggles will remain in the pouch feeding on MILKY FLUIDS until their spines begin to grow at which time they will emerge to KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS.
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I am tagging you! List five interesting things about yourself and then tag five other echidnas and/or other monotremes/marsupials/mammals to do the same. Check out my blog to see the rules. I hope those college degrees work out!
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